Mgr (Referring to the woman's ass...loudly): Oh goodness. It's as big and soft as it looks.
***
PARAGUAY:
Supervisor: Hey, Kobby, you see this guy (referring to another friend sitting next to him) his best friend is Ricky Martin
A few days later
Manager 1 (Referring to another manager, Manager 2): Kobby, you see how this guy is smiling. The only people who smile so hard are gay people.
Manaager 2: That explains why you're always smiling.