Sunday, May 23, 2010

Politically Incorrect Shit You May Hear While Working in "Emerging Markets"

GHANA: Manager takes a step back and bumps into a woman whose bent over behind him.


Mgr (Referring to the woman's ass...loudly): Oh goodness. It's as big and soft as it looks.

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PARAGUAY:

Supervisor: Hey, Kobby, you see this guy (referring to another friend sitting next to him) his best friend is Ricky Martin


A few days later

Manager 1 (Referring to another manager, Manager 2): Kobby, you see how this guy is smiling. The only people who smile so hard are gay people.

Manaager 2: That explains why you're always smiling.